Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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