Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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