grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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