Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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