You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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