Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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