I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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