You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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