it was like his penis was on wheels.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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