IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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