He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Houston, we have a blender
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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