Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
im calling her cock vulture from now on
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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