I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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