do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Randomize
