she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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