So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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