Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
How many fucks given?
0.12846
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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