playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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