Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
