I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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