I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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