I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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