I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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