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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I want her autograph on my taint
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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