Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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