Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I wear drunk well.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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