are you still at the devil's house?
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
wanna go halves on a baby?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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