we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
This baby is an asshole
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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