Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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