so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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