Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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