Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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