In the future we'll all be gay
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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