real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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