Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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