I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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