? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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