I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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