Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Congratulations! We have a period
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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