I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You are a genius and a whore.
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