I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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