it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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