if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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