i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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