we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
splinters make it hard to masturbate
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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