I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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