new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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