I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
3 2 1 whiskey
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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