these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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