you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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