I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
